when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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