the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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