the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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