Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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