is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
