people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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