I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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