You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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