Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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