dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I want you more than these girls want KFC
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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