I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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