his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
