i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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