i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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