i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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