Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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