People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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