i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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