Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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