that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
