Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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