walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
