Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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