yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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