So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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