This girl is more easily done than said...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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