I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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