never play flip cup with pint glasses
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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