sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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