i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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