At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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