But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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