I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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