For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
