My brain says no but my pants say off.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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