He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just pee around me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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