i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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