I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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