At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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