we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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