Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am mentally ready for anal.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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