Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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