Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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