No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I am puke
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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