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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.

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(818): View more from California

im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?

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(831): View more from California

we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well

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(360): View more from Washington

Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.

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