Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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