is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Alive.
So much puke
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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