Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
