I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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