whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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