i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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