I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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